They Whipped The Niggers Arse

Because you blacks all look alike, Man kept in jail for months ...

A  Brooklyn man whose uncanny resemblance to a police sketch of a robbery suspect got him tossed in jail for seven months drew a sigh of relief yesterday when prosecutors dropped the charges.

Lanell Dowling , 26, was nabbed over a year ago after a tipster informed cops that his mug was a dead-ringer for the wanted poster of a mugger in a string of gunpoint stick-ups.

Lanell Dowling, 26, was accused of robbing four older women in  East Flatbush over two days in March 2010 and pistol-whipping at least a couple of them.

He was fingered by all four victims and was jailed in April 2010 for nearly seven months until a judge reduced his bail in October.

“It was a long time that they locked me up over nothing,” a beaming Dowling said yesterday in  Brooklyn Supreme Court after his case was dismissed.

Dowling and the sketch are indeed remarkably similar.

“I’ve never seen something like that before,” a 67th Precinct commander remarked to a local paper at the time of Dowling’s capture, referring to the dead-on drawing.

But a probe by defense lawyer  Jay Schwitzman revealed Dowling’s cell phone records put him in his home when the hold-ups were committed. No physical evidence was ever recovered, and his client passed a lie detector test, the lawyer said.

And last July, while Dowling was incarcerated, the same precinct released a new wanted poster regarding a fatal robbery. Save for a baseball cap, that sketch was a carbon copy of the one that got Dowling pinched.

“It really says how identification in general is a very dangerous procedure because people often misidentify,” Schwitzman said.

He thanked prosecutors, who were willing to face the facts and drop the four first-degree robbery charges and all other counts.

“I’m glad it’s over,” Dowling said after getting hugs from his mother and other supporters. “My family can be at peace now.” [ source ]

I smell a lawsuit and a victory ass victory party over this one, folks.

Shiiit, if you drew a milk dud with a baseball cap on, it would look like a damn police sketch of my head, so the hell with the etcha-sketch-ass evidence.

ya know… i’ve been wondering though…. do they ever use police sketches in China?  How successful could they POSSIBLY be!??

It’s not racist dammit… it’s a real question. I’m just saying.

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